Experience.
Knocking down flagpoles? A 'bow saw' will take down a wooden one in under
a minute, and a petrol soaked rag will do for the plastic variety just as
quickly, as well as doing for the 'Butchers Apron' flying from it!
Working at night is pretty easy once you become used to it. You start off thinking that every light is shining on you, but after a while you realise that's not the case! A speeding car on a long stretch of road still gives you at least a minute to get to cover, and simply lying down in the grass is enough to make you invisible to the driver.
I am extremely proud of some of my works, especially the Saltire boards! I've put up lots of them around my area, and almost everyone likes to see them; some people have even pinched them to put nearer they're own houses!
I love my chainsaw! Best thing ever invented, especially when it takes down signs like 'Albion' and 'Rose Cottage'. I've got my eye on a boat next… I'm going to cut it into two halfs.
Some 'Brit-shit' statue got 'decorated' the other week! A dozen or so light bulbs filled with pink gloss was all we could manage this time, but it gets our point across! Next time we should just 'JCB the wanker!
"Git 'orf my land"! That was what his sign said! Arrogant bastard! His FWD Shogun didn't much like the cable we strung across his driveway! To rub salt into his wounds he had to get help getting it out of the ditch he ended up in! Prick!
Once I couldn't nail two sticks together, but now, thanks to always having to improvise, and work in secret, I think I could quietly make anything we need. I'm addicted to that 'Scrap heap Challenge' thing, and my 'private' library has some amazing improvisational books and web page downloads! Everything I've made so far has worked!